Conversations overheard between Miss A and one of her friends at nursery:
J: My daddy's losing his hair......
A: That's ok, my daddy's got no hair at all, he's BALD!
J: My mummy and daddy don't love each other any more, that's why daddy has his house and mummy has her house
A: My mummy and daddy love each other, and they got married, but they got married BEFORE I was born!
From the mouths of babes......!